Huge Dexter fan? Well now you can have your own blood stained dining room with these limited edition pieces from Amy Lau design.

Especially great for when you have that special someone over for dinner for the first time, these bloody fabulous chairs, plates, and even silverware are sure to give your guests a delightful fright. The “hematolagnia” plate settings travel through porcelain slabs of disembodied flesh. The dessert plate is a delectable combination of veins and broken capillaries under a layer of porcelain skin. The main course plate offers a refreshing splash of blood accompanied by the origin of the wound. The charger plates are a cross section of the human body. (Pricing: dessert plate $60; dinner plate $75; charger plate $135)

The cutting-edge dismembered flatware have all fallen victim to the Dexter-licious spell.  Each piece is hand crafted and each setting has it’s own character – numbered and initialed. (Pricing: antique $400; classic $350; modern $300

The “bloody comfortable” dining room chairs are made from white lacquered wood and upholstered in white ultraleather (i.e. vinyl), but what makes them Dexter-licious are the splashy blood designs on the front and back of the chairs. Chairs range from $2500 for a side chair to $5000 for an arm chair (signed by the killer actor Michael C. Hall himself) and are available from Spring Design and Art. Personally, I will do anything to get closer to Michael C. Hall, as you can see in the picture below in which I craftily cut out his wife, so this just might be my solution! Who’s the creep now?